You had to be there

Adam:"Well this shirt says 'Save the Trees, wipe your ass with an owl'."
Adam:"And this sweatshirt says 'Superior Video'."
Adam:"But I don't see anywhere where it says 'Company Nigga'!"

It's like a burrito....BUT FROM SPACE!!!!!!

Hey it's been a little while i guess. But i figured that after the deliberation over the name of this site it deserves some attention. Well things have been going....well they've been going, and that's better than them not. I've been working at a warehouse for the last 7 months and although some of the people i work with are pretty cool, i'm starting to go a little crazy working there. Now i know what you're all thinking, i was already crazy to begin with, and i don't really blame you for stating the obvious. In any case i'm thinking it's time for a change, it's been 6 years since grad, it's time. Time to take control of my life, time to not be sitting in a Denny's on my birthday realizing i was sitting in one the year before. Not everything has been bad over the years though, i've made some true blue friends, the kind that will stick with you no matter what, i've met the most unbelievable girl that i let get away by no one's fault but mine, who still haunts my dreams to this day. I still see her everywhere. But the past is just that, past, only way to go is forward. Strangely enough lately i've heard the phrase: "Do what you love, and love what you do," alot....I mean, i've heard it before, but it's just seem to have surfaced around me frequently in the last little while. Now if anyone could just suggest what it is i'm meant to do, that would help alot, maybe it's something i don't see in myself but others do? In any case, timebetter way to celebrate it than with another tattoo! I'll see you all around.

BTW....WTF???!

ok forgot to post about the weird ass comment left on my site by some random guy who has a random website about......well to tell you the truth i haven't the slightest clue, but it's completely fucking messed up. So here check it out, and you know, feel free to leave spam-like comments on his site too.Here

Let the Mayhem begin.

Well upon hearing the good news, i have thusly been spurred into posting. About what you might ask? Well i shall tell you...absolutely nothing, just like any random episode of Seinfeld. So what news you might ask? Well what other news is there than MIKE'S COMING BACK TO THE MOUNTAINS!!! And by mountains i mean BC and not some hermit house or anything homosexual like that. I can already see that destruction the Mike shall wreak upon the helpless villagers of the City of Vernon. That's right i said, City...can you still spell that word Mike? After living in the mind-dulling speedbump that is Vulcan for so long. Side note: Both places start with the letter V, coincidence? I THINK NOT.! Anyways i'm certain that all our out of town parties will now take place at Mr. Eng's residence there, that is of course whether he chooses to disclose that particular location is the deciding key. I concur. And so i leave you all with this random quote of nonsense.."I don't really like the berry flavour....it's too......i dunno, berry-ish"

Yeehaw!

Well due to some rather half-assed harassment from Mike about not posting, and even though i'm sadly dissapointed in his lack of effort, i shall post anyways. What to say...ok firstly in regards to my accident, and the situation of Ester the Beat Up Dirty Whore, she has been renamed once again....to Ester R.I.P...that's right folks, the green lady of the night is now dead. Officially. So that's that, however i'm still fucking waiting on ICBC, in regards to my claim, so i can possibly get SOME money back for my car. So i can buy a new one, that and waiting for my driver's license is getting boring, and frustrating that it's taking soooo long. And sadly i'm not in the mood to post anymore, so this will have to do for now.

Recap

Ok well it's been an interesting last couple of weeks, so probably about time that i should recap for ya'll. First item of business, running security for a grad house party is both fucking hilariously fun, and OH MY GOD we're gonna get our asses kicked unnerving. Secondly, just because you're in your mid-fourties, and are driving a sebring convertible while listening to "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred, and we pass by you in a 77' Trans Am killing ourselves laughing, does not mean you should humiliate yourself even more by revving your whiny V6 and speed past. This does not mean you've redeemed yourself, and you are not "The Shit." Yoda and Hans are the shiznit, and that's a fact. Thirdly due to some poor personal judgement on my behalf, Ester has unfortunately been renamed from Ester the Frigid Bitch, to Ester the Beat Up Dirty Whore, in short, i was in an accident and now my car looks like i ran into an elephant's ass, meaning, there's shit everywhere. And last but not least, been getting serious with guitar related stuff, and i think we've figured out a band name for ourselves...but that will come later.